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Funny Poems
« on: September 16, 2009, 09:29:56 PM »
Daddy Internet laga dein
 
Dil ka connection miladein,
Daddy Internet laga dein ,
Mujhe aaya mail dostoun ka,
Kab lagay Ga itna Bata dein
 

Homework pura hota nahi,
Raat ko mein sota nahi,
Jab mood ho parhai ka,
Homework koi hota nahi.
 

Net bhi hai kamaal cheez,
Bas aati ho agar chalani keys,
Waisay to bohot hai kaam is Kay,
Par chatting pe lagti nahi fees.
 

Aap kehte hain mein shor machaon Ga,
Try karo mein naraz na kar paon Ga,
Mein god promise karta Hun,
Net aap ke saunay ke baad lagaun Ga.
 

Saheli nahi meri,haan dost hi hotay hain,
Who saray ke saray school mein hi sotay hain,
Raat to guzarti hai net par typing kartay,
Subha bhi chat room mein hi hotay hain.
 

Ladkian bhi kamaal hoti hain,
Ghar pe apni misaal hoti hain ,
Saara kaam khatam karkay,
Das bajay saday naal hoti hain.
 

Ab to mujhe Internet lagadein,
Meri bhi mauj karadein ,
Mein bhi dhondta Hun cyber bahoo,
Aap bas nikah dot com karadein

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Re: Funny Poems
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2009, 09:30:17 PM »
Eik admi ny kaha iss sy tu acha ha k mout ajay
Itny main izrzeil farishta aya aur bola ky chalo tmhara time khatum hogya ha
Wo kahny laga "lah hun banda gal wi na kary"

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Re: Funny Poems
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2009, 09:30:38 PM »
Engineer Woh Hai Jo...

 
Engineer Woh Hai Jo Aksar Phasta Hai
Interviews Ke Sawaal Mae
Badi Companiyon Ki Chaal Mae
Boss Aur Client Ke Bawaal Mae

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Pak Gaya Hai
Meetings Ki Jhelai Mae
Submissions Ki Gehrai Mae
Teamwork Ki Chatai Mae

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Laga Rahta Hai
Schedule Ko Failane Mae
Targets Ko Khiskaane Mae
Roz Naye-Naye Bahane Mae

Engineer Woh Hai Jo
Lunch Time Mae Breakfast Karta Hai
Dinner Time Mae Lunch Karta Hai
Commutation Ke Waqt Soya Karta Hai

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Pagal Hai
Chai Aur Samose Ke Pyar Mae
Cigeratte Ke Khumar Mae
Birdwatching Ke Vichar Mae

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Khoya Hai
Reminders Ke Jawaab Mae
Na Milne Wale Hisaab Mae
Behtar Bhavishya Ke Khwaab Mae

Engineer Woh Hai Jise Intezaar Hai
Weekend Night Manane Ka
Boss Ke Chhutti Jaane Ka
Increment Ki Khabar Aane Ka

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Sochta Hai
Kaash Padhai Pe Dhyaan Diya Hota
Kaash Teacher Se Panga Na Liya Hota
Kaash Ishq Na Kiya Hota

Aur Sabse Behtar To Ye Hota
Kambakht Engineering Hi Na Kiya Hota...

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Re: Funny Poems
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2009, 09:31:01 PM »
Aisa apna husband ho

6' - 6'2" jiski height ho
Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho
biwi ke har nakhre uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho
husband apna aisa bright ho.
uff tak na kare itna quiet ho
dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho
shopping kar ke jab bhi aoon, bole begum tum kitni nice ho
husband apna aisa bright ho.
 
mujhey rani bana kar rakhe, to phir zindagi delight ho
saas sasur ke samne kahe, jaan tum hamesha right ho
hamesha jo haar maan jaye jab bhi koi fight ho
husband apna aisa bright ho.
 
jahan chahoon jaoon, jo chahey karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho
har doosre week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho
aisa ho jaye to mein udoon aasmaan mei, jaise ke koi kite ho
husband apna aisa bright ho !!!

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Re: Funny Poems
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2009, 09:31:22 PM »
Aisi apani wife Ho

5'5" jiski height ho
Jeans jiski tight ho
Chehra jiska bright ho
Weight mein thori light Ho
Umer mein difference slight ho
Thori see wo quiet ho
Tu memorable her ek night ho
Aise apni Wife ho
Sadak per sab kahe: kya cute ho
Bhir me sab kahe: side ho, side ho
India ki paidaish ho
Saas ki khidmat jiski khwahish ho
Beauty multiply by Twice ho
Ammi Abu ki choice ho
Aisi apni Wife ho
Padosi jab baat kare tu
Haath me uskay knife ho
Dinner candle light ho
Tu Delecious har ek Bite ho
Dono mein na kabhi fight ho
Milne ke baad dil delight ho...
Ankhain uski jaisay...sunny Twilight ho!
Honton ko dekh ker lagay...jaisay coke diet ho
Jab saari pehn ke niklay tu kya sight ho
Aisa lagay jaisay switzerland ki flight ho
Favourite colour white ho
Make-up thora light ho
Zulfain Dynamite hoon...
Basant mein jaisay ur rahi koi kite ho !
Yeh kavita padhke sab kahain "Ronak! tum right ho"
Aise apni Wife ho
Kaash yeh concept 100 % right ho
Agar aisi apni wife ho
Tu kya haseen life ho
Batoon mein garmaish ho
Har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
Bhagwan ki bhi aazmaish ho
Khuda ke software mein bhi,
Bug ki na gunjaish ho
Defence ki rehaaish ho
Driving main Right ho
Phir Very Long Drive ho
Kise ki bhi na look-a-like ho
Aey kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
Aisi apni wife ho......
Aisi apni wife ho.........

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Re: Funny Poems
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2009, 09:33:08 PM »
Na Chmistry hoti na main Student hota
Na ye Lab hoti Na Ye Accident Hota


Abhi Practical main ayee nazar Ek Larki
Sundar thi Naak Us ki Test Tube Jaisi


Baton main Us ki Glucose ki Mithas thi
Sanson main Ester ki Khushboo bhi sath thi


Aankhon se jhalakta tha kuch is Tarah ka Pyaar
Bin Piye hi ho jata hai Alcohol la Khumar


Benzene sa hota tha Uski Presence ka Ehsaas
Andhere main hota tha Radium ka Abhas


Nazrain mileen, reaction hua
Kuch is tarah Love ka Production hua


Lagne lage Us ke Ghar ke Chakkar aise
Nucleus ke charon taraf Electron hon jaise


Us din hamare Test ka Confirmation hua
Jab us ke daddy se hamara Introduction hua


Sun kar hamari baat wo aise Uchal pare
Ignesium Tube main jaise Sodium Bharak uthe


Wo bole, Hosh main aao, Pahchano apni Auqat
Iron mil nahin sakta kabhi Gold ke saath


Ye sun ker Tuta hamare Armanon Bhara Beaker
Aur ham Chup rahe Benzaldehyde ka Karwa Ghoont pee ker


Ab us ki yadon ke siwa hamara Kam chalta na tha
Aur Lab main hamare Dil ke siwa kuch jalta na tha


Zindagi ho gayee Unsaturated Hydrocarbon ki Tarah
Aur ham phirte hain Awara Hydrogen ki Tarah

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Re: Funny Poems
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2009, 09:33:29 PM »
Us Din Ko Yaad Kartaa Hoon To Aankhain Bheeg Jaate Hain,~*~


 
Na Karo Mujh Pay Itnaa Zulm Kay Aajaiy Ambulance,~* ~
Dandaa Jab Uthaati Ho To Aankhain Bheeg Jaate Hain,,~*~

Kuch To Khudaa Ka Khouf Karo Reham Mujh Pay Tum Karo,~*~
Ghussa Jab Dikhati Ho To Aankhain Bheeg Jaate Hain,~*~


Sirf Thappar Say Hee Kar Lo Guzara Aaj Tum Baigam,~*~
Kay Chappal Jab Uthati Ho To Aankhain Bheeg Jaate Hain,,~*~


Jab Bhee Daikhta Hoon Main Tumhaaray Haath Main Dandaa,~*~
Wohee Din Yaad Aata Hay To Aankhain Bheeg Jaate Hain,,~*~


KiYa Tha Kia Qusoor Kion Mara Mujh Ko Baigam Nay,~*~
Yeh Jab Bhee Soochta Hoon Main To Aankhain Bheeg Jati Hain,~*~


Main Is Qadar Hogaya Hoon Hassas Us Din Say~*~
Kisi Ko Pittay Daikhtaa Hoon To Aankhain Bheeg Jaate Hain~*

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Re: Funny Poems
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2010, 01:34:30 PM »
hi.......

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Re: Funny Poems
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2011, 06:30:07 PM »
Na Chmistry hoti na main Student hota
Na ye Lab hoti Na Ye Accident Hota


Abhi Practical main ayee nazar Ek Larki
Sundar thi Naak Us ki Test Tube Jaisi


Baton main Us ki Glucose ki Mithas thi
Sanson main Ester ki Khushboo bhi sath thi


Aankhon se jhalakta tha kuch is Tarah ka Pyaar
Bin Piye hi ho jata hai Alcohol la Khumar


Benzene sa hota tha Uski Presence ka Ehsaas
Andhere main hota tha Radium ka Abhas


Nazrain mileen, reaction hua
Kuch is tarah Love ka Production hua


Lagne lage Us ke Ghar ke Chakkar aise
Nucleus ke charon taraf Electron hon jaise


Us din hamare Test ka Confirmation hua
Jab us ke daddy se hamara Introduction hua


Sun kar hamari baat wo aise Uchal pare
Ignesium Tube main jaise Sodium Bharak uthe


Wo bole, Hosh main aao, Pahchano apni Auqat
Iron mil nahin sakta kabhi Gold ke saath


Ye sun ker Tuta hamare Armanon Bhara Beaker
Aur ham Chup rahe Benzaldehyde ka Karwa Ghoont pee ker


Ab us ki yadon ke siwa hamara Kam chalta na tha
Aur Lab main hamare Dil ke siwa kuch jalta na tha


Zindagi ho gayee Unsaturated Hydrocarbon ki Tarah
Aur ham phirte hain Awara Hydrogen ki Tarah






wah wah wah
maza aa gaya

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Re: Funny Poems
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2011, 09:38:22 AM »
CHEMISTRY vs LOVEISTRY

 

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